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As useless at tits on a boar hog.
...written on 2004-11-09, @ 9:05 p.m.
I am in great pain right now. I went to the dentist today and he put a band that goes all the way across the top of my mouth to pull all the teeth together. It hurts really bad. I made some pudding to make it feel better but it didn't help.
Kayla went home sick yesterday and today she wasn't at school. I missed her usually something funny comes up and we can joke about it or I have someone interesting to talk to while Jason rambles on about his guns or some other crap. Kayla and I seem to be the only ones left unhypnotized when this tragedy occurs at lunch. We can usually have some kind of communication. Everyone else drools into their food while staring at him, falls into a state of spaciness, or leaves the table before taken over by his so-boring-they-become-hynotic-speeches. So today I was left to sit there and try to stay out of the trance by myself.
I have nothing to do right now. Jenny is online but is untalkative. Everyone else is not worht my time or offline. What should I do? I know I will make up a plan to take over the world.
I shall call it Kas's Plan To Take Over the World.
I. Steal All the Chain Bands and Braces I can find from every dentist in the tri-states.
II. Convince everyone that the braces are cute accessories to decorate your teeth.
III. The whole populace will eventually have these torture devices strapped onto their chompers. I can use them to cause great pain to their mouthes and only feed them raw vegetables and croutons. Causing even more pain and suffering. The only way to get out of the suffering is to do my bidding.
IV. Use all this power to open a huge Pop-Tart plant that let's me have Pop-Tarts whenever I wish.
Yes that would be absolute bliss. I could eat Pop-Tarts all day in my comfiest clothes while I watch Drop
Dead Gorgeous and the Goonies all day long.
Now that I have a plan to take over the world I can think of nothing else to do.
O Jason is on. He is rambling about siting some gun and his pastor's gun. Great. He is a really nice guy and is usually great fun when he talks about something else besides gun. So 3% of the time I enjoy being around Jason. The other 97% I wish he would change the subject.
Well This entry was as useless as tits on a boar hog (I heard that one in Ag Class).