this is. my broken. childhood

History
...written on 2004-07-06, @ 10:55 a.m.

I got rid of all my old annoying entries and kept the interesting ones to put them on here as my HISTORY!!- wow I have a history now I feel so important-teehee... ok well here they are and no I don't expect you to read them all- only the interesting ones (they have *** in front of them).

Well Amber is moving. This is so sad. I think I am going to cry, again. I hate when people move away it sucks.

The highlight of my day happened at Wallyworld. My mom and I were looking for blank CD cases, and so we asked a guy who worked there where to find one. The guy is a kid that knew my mom a long time ago. I had nver met him before, but he made fun of me when I knocked something over. So I started smartassing him about everything he said. It was hilarious.

Him: (jokingly) You just knocked over 100 Cd cases! I work here and you come in here and say walmart sucks by tracshing their stuff * kicks CD case across the floor*

I rolled my eyes and sorta laughed.

He said: Should I go to college or not? I have been wondering this...

I said sarcastically: O no not when you have a great job at Wal-Mart!

My Mom said: What would you study for?

He said: Robotics and Computers

Me: Thats what I am thinking about

He: Stared and said not many women go into that. Robotics or Computers?

Me: Computers Most Likely.

He: Well I would go into robotics. Their beginning pay is $40,000 a year and then it gets even more.

Mom and I said together: Then why are you still at Wal-Mart?

He: *startled that we said the same thing* She takes after you. She will be wild!...I don't want to go drop $30,000 to go!

Mom: Get a part time job?

Well the conversation got dull, but we had to go after Dad called.

We finished shopping and went to the check out line. A cute (on a 1-10 scale, he was a 8) guy was our check out person. His tag said "ASSOCIATE IN TRAINING". "Great, he will be slow!"

Well I was wrong. All went smoothly... until he took our check and couldn't get the machine to work!!! He was embarressed, Mom was confused and I was trying not to start rolling on the floor laughing at this funny scene. He finally had to call his supervisor and she pressed 3 buttons and fixed it. He looked so embarressed and confused. I thought it was funny and once we got around the corner out the door, I started laughing.

****It all started innocently enough. Being bored and not having anything to do and I went to google and typed in "Chipmunk" hoping to find something funny. I found this picture of a guy that looked like a chipmunk. Yeah so this picture was funny so I just had to click to see if there where anymore pictures. There were at www.echosilex.net

I found some funny ones like ,

This one I can't show in case there are parents or small childern around but CLICK HERE, and (The people look hilarious), and , and . That website is going on my list of favorites, it cheers me up!
I also found this picture of my house! I don't think you can really tell though.

On Friday the 12th I am leaving for a trip to Alabama. and since I can't get diaryland to work this will be my last entry for a week or so!

***I wonder what it would be like to swim in pudding? Chocolate pudding would be best. You could go a stroke, stop, eat, and breath. It would be a weird pattern.

I would be probably like swimming in mud, except it would taste good. I think swimming in pudding and mud would feel the same. Andmud and chocolate pudding sometimes look the same. But only if it was chocolate pudding, banana cream would never work.

So I guess if you went swimming but you didn't know which it was u would have to taste it and pray it was chocolate pudding... unless u are allergic to choc pudding, then pray its mud. And if you like the taste of both you win either way. But you know about all the praying one way or another stuff up there- if you don't pray your should always hope it is one thing or another.

Yup, chocolate pudding and mud make life interesting!

I went to the park with my P. E. class and went to go have a fun 1 hour playing tennis. I walk out onto the old tennis court with cracks so big that I know kids that have actually got a tennis ball stuck in them, and my foot find the biggest whole and twists.

I had to go back to the nurse and have this big bag of ice set on my leg. Coach Tucker and the nurse kept saying I was a "trooper" and they were amazed i didn't cry and they had nver seen a sweeling like that (which gave me a nice warm fuzzy feeling inside-NOT). By the time I got to Dr. Knorr the bag of ice had frozen all feeling out of my foot and we had to let it warm up before we could do xrays. Those hurt so bad because we had to move my ankle in different possitions.

Then they gave me a lot of Alieve and I couldn't feel any pain until the end of the day. Now my ankle is still the size of a baseball and it is that roundshaped too- i feel so usless.

Mrs. Stuhlman got me my lunch at the pizza party, Zach took y tray, Sean got me a drink, Kayla got me a dessert and Amber got me breadstix. I feel like I am such a burden.

All I did when I got home tonight was my Algebra and watch 50 most awesomley bad songs ever and punked, aside from taking a shower only using one leg and I am still exhausted and my ankle hirts really bad.

***Its me Iand I just had my birthday party for the family which was as boring as it always is so there is no need to mention it. WAGGGGA!(No I didn't say Wallaby)

Yesterday was the PACE field trip to Wentsville. It rained and it was cold and it was all outside. I think a list would better explain what actually happened after the 1 hour and 55 minute drive (it would have only taken 1 hour and 53 minutes but some little elementary kid on the bus couldn't wait and we had to make a stop- we ought to limit their water) (Why do you keep mentioning a Wallaby?)

EVENTS OF THE TRIP:

1) Kayla marked the box saying her mom would go accidentally, so Mrs. Berti put the eighth grade girls in Cheri's group. When Cheri didn't come we were reassigned to Mrs. Berti's group. We didn't hear that and went w/ Trent's Dad and the eighth grade boys.

2) #1 later caused problems and confusion for Mrs. Berte. When she finally caught up with us we got a speech about next time. We all wondered what "next time" That was our last trip ever. We are almost free of PACE.

3) We went to an improve and Jason, Dustin, and I played a game where you coud only ask questions. Leaving Dustin and I asking questions all day instead of making statements.

4) We went and hassled a lot of people in French Costumes. Some were fine with being harrassed otheres were unsure of what to do.

5) Met a Pirate that suffered from Tourettes and had a spasm of it on a bridge, pretended to try to kill the mayor, was taken to jail, and made to sing the teapot song, Barney song, and pretended to be a potato farmer. We also taught him power to the poptart!

6) Dustin went through Ally's purse-found a tampon and freaked out. A few minutes later I slipped it into his pocket and he freaked out and started running around trying to cause a scene. Jason took the tampon from him and brought it back to me to put in Ally's purse. He was calm about it-hmmmmmmm?

7) Jason and Trent got in trouble for throwing rocks. The lady was yelling at them in a French accent and was dreesed in about 4 layers of clothes. SO FUNNY!

8) On the way home, Jason and Trent read 17, Cosmogirl, and Teen People. They read the hair tips, took quizzes, and read the horoscopes. HAHA!

9) Ate a lot of food pickle, lemonade, pb&j, juice, chocolate, nutty bar, water, roasted nuts, kettle corn, one of Jason's pepperonies.

10) Confused a lady about Michael Jackson and the word bad. Asked a squire randomly to read tarot cards and she ran off-wonder why? muhahaha.

This morning Naomi had her kittens. There are three of them and she is constantly petting them with her paws and nuzzling them. She won't leave them and she loves them so much. (Why do you keep talking about a Wallaby?)

Timmerman's pool is open now. Dad spent all day helping them clean it. The water is really cold so no one is swimming or even thought about swimming in it. I can't wait until it gets warm enough to swim! (I don't care about whatever you have to say about a Wallaby!!)

Well got to go get ready to go spend the night at Kayla's. Fun Fun! But I can't go till after church at 5:30 *SIGH* (NO ONE CARES ABOUT A STUPID WALLABY!!) Wait maybe no church tonight! YES!!!

o yeah some weird things happened in town today.

1) Jason was with his boyscout group cleaning up trash on the highway.

2) Half a mile from there Brooke and Jenny (I think it was Jenny- I know it was Brooke) were outside Wilco standing by the Highway holding some odd sign smiling like morons *shakes head confused*.

3) We saw a live skunk in the road and tried to slow down so we wouldn't hit it. Then it started acting all spazzy and we swerved to miss it and the damn thing sprayed our car then ran off the road to go terrorize some other human I suppose. (Yes, I agree much worse than that Wallaby)

4) Just a lot of weird people running around town like loonies, including Seth and Scott at the recycling trailor when Roth was working there. (yeah they someimes remind me of Wallabies)

OK I just got back from my track meet. I got 8th in the high jump and 6th in the 800 meter run. Go me cuz I had never done the 800 before, so BOO-YA! I am going to get better at high jump and my goal is to clear 4 foot 6 inches. AND they said my name right.

Things that happened at the meets (also stated if good or bad at the end:

1) I had perfect form in the high jump and I missed the bar on 4 foot 2 by a lot but my foot hit it-good till the foot part

2) Flirting across busses with guys from other schools, by blowing kisses and pissing off their girlfriends- good to the point of hilarium!

3) Finding out that it really is possible to fit under the bus seat and prove Brooke wrong.- Awesome

4) Talking to Jordan's boyfriend on the cell phone spelling out states in a Minnesota accent. - good

5) Riding on a bus the wrong way (head sticking out in the aisle and shoulders on the seat and feet against the wall)- good

6) Not eating anything except a handful of popcorn, 5 grapes, a peice of gum, and a nacho chip from 1:30- 8:30. - Not good

7) Running around meeting new people and seeing friends from other schools.-good

8) Seeing Erin Thacker again. -sucked- She still looks like a high cat. HEHE

9) Being rocked back and forth by two strong guys. - good

10) Being promised by someone that they would sta and support you and then they don't- Bad

I think that is enough about what I did at the meet cuz I could prolly go on and on about all the crazy things that happen when Denise and I are hyper and together. It's choas.

***Hey!

No one has really been updating for the past few days. So instead of going out and finding new diaries to read I have been reading some of Jamie's Entries. Most of them are hilarious, but some of them are confusing.

I am almost done there I need some more funny diaries to read because my life is always really boring in the summer because I don't ever feel like seeing some of the annoying people around me.
Must find something to do...

hey again! this is about my last entry! so read them both! HERE!.

If anyone thinks they have a great diary that I don't read now or know of one that isnt on my favorites list let me know cuz

1) I need a hobby

2) My Tag board needs some loving!

3) I am bored!

Eating Lays Tato chips and drinking sprite remix...yum

***Fashion Tips by Jason-

1) Make Sure your socks match.

There was another one but i forgot it

***Top 10 Fasion No NOs:

10) Swimsuits with skirts, I know these are supposed to hide fat but it really just tells the world you are very self conscious.

9) Don't cuff the pants twice, ESPECIALLY if the legs are uneven!! I don't care what people say- it is TACKY.

8) Don't wear socks with sandals and shorts. This looks very sloppy.Toe socks are ok with long pants on occasions when you want the world to know you don't care how you look.

7)Don't mix patterns like florals, stripes, polka dots. If you wear one, make sure the rest of your outfit is a solid color.

6) Except for khakis and jeans, all pants should have a color of the shirt in the pants. Example: Blue shirt with pink and white and green in it. The pants, unless khaki or jeans, should have blue pink white or green somewhere.

5) Do NOT wear oversized sweatshirts and tshirts if you are larger in size. These only look sloppy.

4) Make sure your jewelry and accessories match the style and colors of your outfit. PLEASE DO NOT NEED AN EXAMPLE cuz if you didn't know it before I pity you.

3)Don't wear holiday colors like red and green too much unseasonally. A little is ok.

2)Don't wear a scarf or outdoor stuff if u are inside.

1) Be yourself. I hate when people try to be completely different to follow a trend. It is annoying.

Things I have learned over the past 3 days:

1) When you get ready to go out to dinner w/ Muffin and Spork, It is best to fast a whole week. BOY DID WE EAT OR WHAT! I had shrimp, and some homemade potato chips, tortilla chips and dip, salad, 2 shirley temples, a waffle cone full of ice cream. Yum yum

2) Also when doing the above be prepared to laugh till it hurts repeatedly.

3)When really hyper avoid biting people and objects, annoying other people w/ repeating "hotard" 100 gazillion times, sniffing lemonade, ect.

4) Stationwagons can have fuzzy dice for a while.

5) If someone say they need to lose weight and is not hungry when you go to a fast food restaurant, hide your fries cuz they will sit there eating them telling you about their weight problems.

6) Singing the Quizznos sub theme song does NOT make people want to be around you. It has the opposite affect.

7) People who think the Alamo was a treaty and think there was a talking mouse and Ben Franklin signed that treaty should not be taken seriously about everything.

8) When you sit next to a guy at lunch and talk to him a few times a day people will accuse you of flirting even if they have no idea what is really going on and only one person knows the whole truth (THAT PERSON IS NOT AMBER). SO back off you have no idea what is going on really.

9) Some people just don't know when to back off. They keep pushing and pushing and can not take a hint. If I am mad at you I don't want to spend the night at your house or talk to you on the phone or talk to you on MSN. LEAVE ME ALONE!!

10)My Science teacher is the biggest jackass on the face of this earth. I used to just hate him but now its much worse, but I am going to change all that. So yes Anna, I want to help!!

***Stupid Things I Have to Deal with:

1) When trying to do the highjump- one of my track events- other girls come over who have never been able to jump in their life and want to try. Some of these girls actually do decents. The other 80% hurt themselves and whine and complain. BUT DOES THAT STOP THEM FROM WANTING TO JUMP??? NO!!!! It just makes them want us-Brooke, Terri, and Me (the highjumpers)- to lower the bar for them. the dumb idiots are drawn to the bar and mat like a druggie to Puff the magic dragon. They should see the bruises Brooke and I get everyday from the high jump and we almost never complain. We don't lower the bar for them we just ignore them or shoo them away. Ticks a lot of them off but those annoying bad habits they have must be broken by someone (me of course).

2)We preform a stupid play for Middle School Youth Group. The most boring play I have ever been in. Now the group leader wants us to preform it for the school. Not even to save myself would I do that because the play is so bad that doing it again would kill me. MY butt we are doing it again! They can but I simply refuse. The church will just have to shove it.

3) Algebra. 'Nough said....

Not much else to say right now. I am sure I will have more later.

***Only at Palmyra Middle School (PMS):

1) The principal is standing right outside the office and an all school announcement comes over the intercom. "Mrs. Scholl (the principal) come to the office please, you have a phone call."

2) A guy grabs a shirt I am holding (clearly a girls shirt- it has PINK writing) and puts it on and then runs around the school wearing it.

3)The whole school knows when a couple is breaking up before the girl being dumped knows.

4) The number of showers taken after P.E. are added up for each class, and the girl in each with the most showers taken gets a box of soap and shampoo.- Shouldn't the girl not taking showers get the box? Since the girl with the most apparently already has her own soap to use.

5) Students get in trouble in my grade for liking and being nice to each other, there is no fighting for the teachers to gripe about so they gripe about HUGGING and being nice.

6) New motivation policies are added every year to make sure students do good in school,but we can't even pay for the old ones.

7) If you are really irresponsible and late for class a lot, they take away your locker near the classes and give you a cardboard box in the office. This makes no sense, if you are already late for class when your locker is near the classrooms, how are you supposed to get to class on time if your "box" is the farthest thing in the building away from your classes??? Wouldn't that just take up more time???

8) We have a walking club. This club walks around the building five times and adds up the number of steps the members take two times a week after school. Such a waste of time...

9) The FACS and Sex Ed. classes are taught by an 80-year-old woman who tells of her recent experiences (GROSS!) Thank goodness I am "gifted" and take PACE instead.

10) All of the "gifted" kids suffered one head injury or another while their mothers were pregnant or as an infant. And they think we are smart. HAH!

Like I said only at PMS.

Today on Young & the Dateless:

Well, Muffin and Spork (the dynamic duo, NO AND IS NOT A PERSON) came back from their shopping trip alive and happy. They found a lot of bargains and matching bracelets and even their new Muffin and Spork skirts that they have to get, even tho my mom doesn't approve much. She says they are ok, but she wasn't in the mood to buy them. They are mondo kewl tennis skorts, slightly ruffled. Muffin's is navy w/ white stripes-ish things. Spork's is exactly like that only hers is gray and also mondo kewl. They are very cute and would match the new T-Shirts we got. Mine is "Social Director", hers is " I luv Nerds".

Well anyway, we bought lots of accessories, like two hip belts, bracelets, and a pimping notebook. and I got SANDALS!!! YAH 4 me!!

Now we are in a salvage the old and D.I.Y. everything. Very dangerous. Well off to find forks to make our new bracelts!! Hopefully the noise won't wake my parents. TeeHee.

MMMMMMMMMMMMM....Drinking milk and eating a PB&J. So good.

I went to the mall today and bought track shoes. The shoes are blue and gray. There were two blue and gray pairs at two different stores. They were a lot alike. I couldn't decide which pair to buy, I decided to buy the pair that the really cute salesman told me to buy. He was dreamy. He had shaggy blond hair, and yummy deep icy blue eyes. He was also really nice!!! o yum. He aknew what he was talking about when it came to shoes and he was the only salesperson out of the five I experienced that didn't flip out when he found out I wore size 11s. Is it bad thats how I made my decision. I don't think so... and I found out after I bought them that they prolly were the best. They were pretty expensive, but they were some that were a lot higher, like $120. Mine cost only $70.

I also got a new pair of regular tennies. The lady at JCPenny helped me pick them out. the are mens and are so soft they feel like I am in slippers.

The other guy was really fat and stuck up. He really annoyed me. I was glad I didn't buy them from him. The other lady was nice and helped me decide on a pair, but I didnt buy them either. There was someone else but I dont remember them. Anyway, I got to go to Kayla's! TOODLES!!

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